Godzilla Haiku

The pathway to peace
is filled with many potholes
I like to wreck things

Flee, flee; run from me
Much screaming, yelling shrieking
Music to my ears

Sticks and stones don’t hurt
Neither do bombs and missiles
Flowers make me smile

Smiles are like best friends
There are precious few of each
Flames shoot out of me

The sky is bright blue
Clouds are so fluffy, so soft
I’ll kill everything

Mothra flies so high
I try but I can’t reach him
He has to land soon

I hate Tokyo
I don’t know why but I do
Maybe it’s just me

Rodan’s a butthole
He thinks he’s better then me
What a fucking jerk

—by Jeff Gilbert, passed along by Jason Hendricks

Thanks for sending these along! I’d never seen them before, but they’re spectacular!